- W.C Fields
People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within.
- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings.
- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
Living in dreams of yesterday, we find ourselves still dreaming of impossible future conquests.
- Charles Lindbergh
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
- Mae West
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
- Mark Twain
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to
come back home
- Bill Crosby
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- W.C. Fields
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we have no idea where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeneres
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
- Jay Leno
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get
- Scott Adams
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